Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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