Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
im holly from the hills drunk
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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