how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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