Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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