just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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