I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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