so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think weed is turning my hair brown
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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