I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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