I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
This gyro tastes like lonliness
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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