Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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