Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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