So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he thought i was a dude.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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