he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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