I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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