she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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