So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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