i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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