awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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