i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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