Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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