I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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