I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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