in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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