yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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