the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
My vagina just clenched in fear
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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