your parents love me but you hate me
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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