i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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