Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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