So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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