This is not my ceiling
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
