Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I wish you could order shots online.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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