I'm laying in your front yard are you home
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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