Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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