you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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