You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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