lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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