if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I can't put those talents on a resume
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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