I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
