nut hugger
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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