there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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