I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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