wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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