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just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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