I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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