guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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