At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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