: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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