Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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