i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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