You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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